Two bacon burger
Two bacon burger. Photo by Pixabay.

After a busy day at work, I went home to a happy baby. I was wanting to get some sympathy and hugs so I said, “You know what, Dana? Mommy was busy and tired from work today, I didn’t even get to eat my baon (snack). See this?”

“Why mommy?” She asked.

“Because I was so busy…” I answered.

Then, she exclaimed, “No. I mean why when it’s you, daddy doesn’t get mad? But daddy gets mad at me if I don’t finish my baon?”

Toinks. I could only say, “Well mommy is a full-grown person and I will not get sick or die from missing a meal. But you are still tiny and you still need your food to get fatter and healthier. That’s why.”